hundreds of trains scrapped 'to boost services'.



please, please, please can i have the job of running the strategic rail authority?



i think i could, in about 25 seconds per employee, teach this bunch of no-hopers the true meaning of service by kicking their stupid, thick skulls until just a little reality permeates their fogged consciousnesses.



in the words of a contributor to the washington post's style invitational, they are ignoranuses*.




* ig·no·ra·nus n. person who is both stupid and an arsehole