are you worried by terrorists?



is the axis of evil getting you down?



well, grow up and get a fucking grip, you moron.

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apparently we've turned into a nation of cry-babies who are scared of our own shadows.



here's a few words of comfort, idiot.



you're more likely to die falling down the stairs at home tonight then you are to get shot in the arse by a terorist.



you're more likely to die in a car crash then you are to get bombed to bits.



you're more likely to die because of the stupid cancer sticks you put in your gob then you are to get gassed with sarin.



you're more likely to die because you take no exercise then you are to get poisoned with ricin.



you're more likely to die from food poisoning then you are to get killed by the contamination from a dirty bomb.



you're more likely to be shot to death by the police then you are to be shot by the cartoon character arabs that tony "i'm fighting for my political life" blair is trying to scare you with.



so stop feeling sorry for yourself and go out and shop for britain, 'cos it's the only thing you have the intelligence to handle.



ok?